Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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