shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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