It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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