woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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