You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize