My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You are the jesus of drinking
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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