You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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