I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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