i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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