porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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