Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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