nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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