My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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