fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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