Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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