I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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