"it" just moved
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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