people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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