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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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