But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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