idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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