All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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