Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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