Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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