I wanna bring you to show and tell
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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