it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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