you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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