Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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