I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
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Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You are a genius and a whore.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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