GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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