we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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