I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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