Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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