you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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