is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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