Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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