Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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