THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The beer is more important than you right now.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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