oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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