i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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