what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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