her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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