Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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