remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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