We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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