covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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