I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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