i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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