Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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