Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
two words...techno handjob
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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